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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 04:02 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Default Re: Your Money or Your Life, Chapters 5 & 6

Originally Posted by PhxMJ View Post
#82: Write letters instead of calling long-distance.

I can't believe these people are serious. VOMIT!

I think they forgot a few tips on their 101 Ways To Save Money.....

102: Invite yourself to dinner at friends and neighbors.
103: Do laundry at apartment complexes instead of purchasing the units for your home.
104: Siphon gas from your neighbors vehicles, heck, it will help them use less gas and save you money - you are saving the world!!
105: Buy new clothes, wear them within the money-back guarantee timeframe (usually 30 days) and then return them.
106: File a disability claim with the government; practicing all these great money saving tips will surely make you disabled in the game of life.
107:Don't flush the toilet for weeks to save water cost. If you are really zealous, accumulate your bodily waste in buckets and dispose of them monthly by visiting your local sanitation facility.
108: Stiff friends and family on birthday and holiday gifts ... give them hugs or make them decorative mobiles made out of recycled toilet paper.
109: Turn off your car at every red light to save gas.
110: Instead of doing laundry, go swimming fully-dressed in your neighbors pool. Hang clothes on your roof for quick drying.
111: Buy a scissors so you will never need to cut your hair again.
112: Eat at homeless shelters for the big holidays ... holiday meals cost per year.
113: Stop buying red meat... there are plenty of stray cats and dogs running around and yes, dining on them will help save the world by controlling the pet population.
114: reuse dental floss
115: buy triple ply tp and seperate the plys for seperate use
116: forget tp, use a hand towel and wash it once a week
117: eat grass instead of salads, saves on lettuce, and gas for the mower.
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